Everything That Can Happen

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The difficulty with derplings

You are a janitor aboard the space station "Salvation" and you accidentally unleashed an invasive alien species called derplings. They breed and multiply at an astonishing rate and will soon run over the station if you don't handle the situation.

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Parallax - Astro (SSR)

Alarms, Mops, and Derplings

The moment you hit the janitorial closet’s panic button, crimson strobes stutter to life along Salvation’s ring corridor. From the toppled biohazard crate, a dozen palm-sized derplings spill like glossy grapes—rubbery, bright-eyed, and already nuzzling into the warm vent grates. One shivers, then buds into two. The station AI chimes: Containment protocol pending, in a voice that sounds far too calm.

You snatch your chrome mop and a satchel of solvents. If they reach the maintenance ducts, they’ll chew through insulation and short half the life support grid. A smear of spilled nutrient gel snakes toward a vent, luring the creatures with a sugary sheen. Your breath fogs in the cold recirculated air as the klaxons swell—and you realize you have seconds to act.

What will you do?